By the way, I had the pleasure last night of observing an educated, cultured, slender and gracefull creature devour a chicken. A whole chicken mind you. Quickly and elegantly she extracted and endulged in the look of various glands whose taste she seemed to value the most, before somehow with unbelievable swiftness sucking even the most ambigeous flesh of even the most delicate bone. The discarded bones upon investigation had been emptied of marrow. All this took place within a 8 minute period.
I was impressed.

An old poem, before I forget:

I know that
My lungs are bad
But I will keep them, anyway

For if I didn't
I would die

Launching a new series:

things that I might become

Now what could that be?

Anybody was followed by a black pudel today?

I didn't eat an egg today! Oh no!

Happy Easter! I'm back from the abyss of box moving and organizing and working. For a little while at least. Just to tell you about the great performances you missed tonight at Arlene's Grocery. I was there in case the Yogurt Boys might need me to throw eggs at them. We actually hadn't talked about that beforehand, but it seemed appropriate, being Easter Sunday and all. The Yogurts were missing a boy, so that didn't happen, but Liquid Tapedeck was on, Zero Boy was great as always and Euro Trash was there and many more and it was quite intimate, when I left the audience decreased by at least 15%. And I'm not sure that there was anybody in the audience that was not also performing. Great night to pick up a Star!