About parents

Edward Gorey's take on them:

Each night father fills me with dread
When he sits on the foot of my bed;
I don't mind that he speaks
In gibbers and squeaks
But for seventeen years he's been dead.

A headstrong young lady of Ealing
Threw her two-year-old child at the ceiling;
When quizzed why she did
She replied: "To get rid
Of a strange overpowering feeling."

To his club-footed child said Lord Stipple,
As he poured his post-prandial tipple:
"Your mother's behaviour
Gave pain to Our Saviour
And that's why He made you a cripple."

Rumi

the minute i heard my first love story
i started looking for you, not knowing
how blind that was.

lovers dont finally meet somewhere.
theyre in each other all along.

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a mewling babe weeps upon its mother's knee while all about smile

so live your life dear heart so that when that final curtain falls,
you may smile while all about you weep.

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i want to hold you close like a lute,
so that we can cry out with loving.
would you rather throw stones at a mirror?
i am your mirror and here are the stones.

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